She gets even, again.......

I am somewhat accident prone. (ok, more than somewhat, some days I am my own worst enemy)
For the last couple of weeks I have been limping around.
The doctor told me that I tore my calf muscle.
I'm not sure how I did it... if I knew how I did it, I wouldn't do it again.

Today after speaking to a co-worker, I turned wrong and re-injured my calf.
I go ahead and sit back down at my desk to prevent further injury.
My wonderful wife gets released from training for lunch and comes to my desk so we can go and eat.
As I limp away from my desk, she asks "What did you do this time?"
I look at her and point to my leg, and pathetically say "I did it again".
On the spot, she gave me a new nickname....
She looks at me and says "I think I will just start calling you Brittany Spears"........

I don't even know how to get even with that one.